- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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