There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Equal rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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