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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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