- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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