- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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