- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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