- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How would you rule?

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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