A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

the economy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the new green? Green

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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