- Anti Joke

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Your mom went to college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van