What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Equal rights!

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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