Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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