- Anti Joke

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.