- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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