- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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