- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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