Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Women's rights.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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