- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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