- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

i wonder who made this website? a human

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Japan

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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