- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's your guys names?

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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