What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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