- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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I hate blackniggers

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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