- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

your face

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

wael.. nuff said

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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