- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I'm rick james bitch

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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