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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Bob Saget that is all

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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