A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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