Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A miserable man committed suicide.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Jokes Ki Duniya

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

whats gay and american? a gay american

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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