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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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