YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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