Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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