- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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