- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

mikey is cute

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Black people in Camden NJ.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Neil is a reterd.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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