- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

penis. nuff said.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's your blood type? Red.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Balls

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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