knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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