- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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