Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

KILL WHITEY

A seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Women's Rights

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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