- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What would u like to drink?

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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