what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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