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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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