- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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