- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why so serious ?

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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