- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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