- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

You're a big fat monkey.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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