Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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