- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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