- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A man walks into a bar

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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