Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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The Princess is in another castle

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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A gay man watches football.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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