A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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