- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Yo mama so fat.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

hey hey apple

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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