- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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