What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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